...is the number of page views on this little weblog since the beginning of the year, as of right now.

My reaction when I saw this number a few minutes ago (a.k.a.: "Diego's ten easy steps to freaking out in private"):

1. [Warm fuzziness]
2. Cool! One million page views!
3. Holy cow. One million page views.
4. Aieee! One million page views?!?
5. [Panics]
6. [Runs away]
7. [Looks from behind the door at the monitor]
8. [Waits for signs of untoward activity]
9. [Nothing happens]
10. [Reluctantly walks back]

Yes. I need to get a life. :)

Thanks to everyone for reading, linking & commenting!