two ints and a Float...


Some geek humor to start the day:

Two ints and a Float are in a bar. They spot an attractive Double on her own. The first int walks up to her. 'Hey, baby', he says, 'my VM or yours?'. She slaps him and he walks back dejected. The second int walks over. 'Hey, cute-stuff, can I cook your Beans for breakfast?'. After a quick slapping, he too walks back. The Float then ambles over casually. 'Were those two primitive types bothering you?', he remarks. 'Yes. I'm so glad you're here', she says. 'They just had no Class!'
The utter nerdiness of this joke goes may well go beyond geek and kitsch to actually become cool. :-) [from Martin, via IM].

Categories: soft.dev
Posted by diego on June 1 2006 at 9:53 AM | TrackBack (0)
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A good use case for autoboxing? :)

Posted by: Markus at June 1, 2006 8:39 PM

And, of course, the Double is wrong: in Java, it's easy to use int.class, so technically, she's just being a snob. Somewhere, there's a, uh, class-action suit brewing...

Posted by: Joseph Ottinger at June 2, 2006 4:34 AM
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