Matrix Reloaded -- the abridged script

Whether you liked Matrix Reloaded or not, this version of the script is a must-read. Watch out for the best part of it close to the end, when Neo meets "The Explainer". Hilarious.

woody's quote of the day

What does money got to do with it? I've got enough for a year ... if I live like Mahatma Gandhi. My accountant says that I did this on a very bad time. My stocks are down, I'm cash poor, or something. I've got no cash flow. I'm not liquid... something is not flowing. I don't know, but those people got a language of their own those guys.